best buddies

afif iskandar and farid iskandar.

family open house 09

walaupon xcukup tdo, dikerah macam buruh kasar, dan dikejar kanak2 riang, that was a BLAST!

its 1.30am
ive been trying to solve a set of add math question since 10.30pm.
but sampai skarang tak siap2 jugak.
the reason?
esok ad family open house. my aunt is staying over with her son and my step-aunt.
so my room is full. to the floor. seriously.
i dont know if this is an advantage or disadvantage, but ali is here so farid has a friend.
and my room yg baru dikemas dh macam tongkang pecah. thx boys, i appreciate it. u two better help me clean up 2mrw.
since i cant do my work without kne kacau, lets look at the good old time.
-THE FATHER SON MOMENT-

like father like son

oops they did it again

location: home
time: 7.30 pm

i was having my dinner. just when i was about to take my first bite, my mum said
'haaa,tyah. malam ni ad tusyen.
me: 'eh? edidik xcall pon.'
mom: 'kt saujana.'
me: 'EH? what?when?how?why??'
mom: 'mlm ni ad tusyen pkul 8.00. umi dh register dah. subjek sejarah.'
me: 'xnk.i wanna eat.'
mom: 'i dont care. u shud be ready by 8.'
me: 'fine. you send me up.'

see, they did it again...

SEVEN SOON TO BE DEAD FORM 2'S , plus one sister

imagine this. instead of berbuka-ing with ur friends, you hd to stay home coz apparently 'sumbody' invited her friends over. ok, i dont mind if she invited a few. but 10 is plainly over the top. wth! then she called her friends and she said only 7 can come. still, wth.

after a tiring day instead of resting for a few hours, i ended up cooking for 15 ppl.
yes, 15 PPL. dh la the 'sumbody' relax je. pdhal kwn dye yg dtg.sabar je la. we had to double all the meal.

so after that's done, oh yeah, did i mentioned nasi msk 14 pot? ayam msk dua ekor, daging pon ad gak. sayur, fruits, dessert, and a lot of kuih yg dibeli. plus my cheese cake. we waited for them. everything is served. it was 6.45, we asked her mne manusia yg nk dtg tu? she said she'll call them to ask. WTH.

and so we waited. and waited. and waited...

*azan*

'niyah, u better lock ur doors when you sleep tonight.'
'y?'
'coz ur dead.'

why? coz she invited SEVEN ppl over to berbuka and not one yg dtg. **%$#@*&^.
sape yg kte nk dtg tu, the SEVEN ppl tu, ko dtg rumah nk raya jgn harap aku nk bukak pintu. ko msuk pon jgn harap aku nk hidangkan makanan. and jgn harap aku nk bg ko duit raya. HUH.

after 3 months=)

i absolutely love it!

the call

this is so random.
i was preparing food for berbuka just now and someone called.
it was ****

random guy #1: hey baby
me: hello?
random guy #1: hey baby
me: umm...
random guy #1: i miss you
me:...ok...
random guy #2: hello? eh, td tu ****
me: ok. that was weird
random guy #2: but wat he said was true. that's how i felt.
me: i think you got the wrong no.
random guy #2: its true
me: yea..shouldnt you be calling the other number?
random guy #2: dh call dh tp xangkat.
me: oh yea? try la lg skali.
random guy #1: i miss you
me: yea, n*** camne?
random guy #1: (o.0)

kpd dua jejaka yang terlampau hot di atas
insaf la...
awek sedang menunggu.
i***** dan n***
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i watched My Sassy Girl just now and i find their relationship the cutest!
its so sweet and ....*sigh*

dedicated to a friend,

dh lame kn kte xckap? how long has it been? about a year now?

i still remember all those moments we had together.
back then i was a quiet girl and ur the opposite of me. i guess that's why we click.
they say opposite attracts=)

remember when we were in school? the immature and the mature one. yea, we both know which is which kan. we didnt click on day one, but after that, we were like glue. where you go, i go. where i go, u go. lol, good relationship.

i still remember when i used to sleep over at your house. it was around this time jugak; ramadhan. we agreed to berbuka same2 then balik and my parents would pick me up from ur house. but then your mum kte sleep over je la.

now we're 17, things changed but its still the same. we hardly talk due to some 'technical errors'. you keep changing your phone number.
the last time we met was last year, during your sister's wedding-sleepover again.

i wish things were the same like the old days. but when its time to move on, we have to move on. cant keep clinging on to the past. i know, i know, like someone who knew me once said, i have a hard time letting go of things.

anyhows,
i miss you.

wishing you the best,
atiyah.

bazaar

location: in the car, otw to bazaar ramadhan.

dad: k, dh boleh turun. beli la ape yg patut.
me: alaa..jom la g together-gether.
dad: pg la. macam bdk kecik nk kne teman.
me: i dont wanna go alone.
dad: y not?
me: i might get kidnapped.
dad: sape plk nk kidnap kau?
me: eh, you never knw ppl now a days. pfft, so untrustworthy.
dad: ye lah tu.

moral of the story, always make up strong excuses to avoid going out alone.
but make logic pnye la. like mine=D

tale of a neighbour

Dear Whose Name I Do Not Know,

though we only spoke once, which was when the Bob's house was on fire, the fact that you are my neighbour makes us neighbour. The first time you moved here, which was less than a year ago, i was happy because finally i have a neighbour. Not that i dont have any other neighbour, its just that the other part of the house seems empty and cold and lonely and...yea, you get the idea, right? i thought since i have a new neighbour, life would be much less boring if i get to know you. seconds turns into minutes, minutes turns into hours, hours turns into days, days turns into months and yet, we have not even introduce ourselves. i did not even catch your name. I am not a stalker, but I see you every morning going to school though im not sure which school. but i've met your dad though. nice man. no, i am not attracted to him, just saying he's a nice man.

anyway, this morning, as i gazed into thin air, a truck came and stopped in front of your house. i thought,'meh...cant be moving. they just moved here'. then your dad came out and talked to my dad. of course, me being a busybody, came closer to hear the conversation and was shocked that you are moving...

to

WASHINGTONNN!!!!

DUDE, TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!

hikayat hamster

my sis is an animal lover.
one day tu she came home with a cage with 2 hamsters in it.
it was cute.
but, im no animal lover so i dont keep track of it.

one day, when she left for work,
i was in the toilet when i heard my sis jerit:
'KAK NIYAH HEEELLLPPP!'
i was like, 'ape kene la bdak ni?' so i ignored her.
'KAAAKKK NIIIYAAAAAAAH HEEEEELPPPPPP! CEPAT LA!!'
of coz,my two younger sis r like cats n dogs. gdoh je.
and for sure niyah tu malas nk dtg tolong so dri atas she said, 'ape dye?'
my sis kt bawah pon jawab la blk: 'cepat la tolong! hamster terlepas.'
dr toilet aku dh boleh agak, ni mesti keje farid.
so berkejaran la semua nak tangkap hamster.
farid pulak just sit back and enjoy the show.

then the 2nd incident plak, farid bully hamster.
we were all gone for skool, and balik tu we saw him wit a pen.
we caught him poking the hamster wit a pen.
me: haa, buat ape tu?
farid: *dropped the pen and ran away*
kesian hamster tu...

oh yea, one hamster died and im guessing its farid's work.
who else ey?
so tinggal la sekor je.

then recently, i glanced at the hamster cage.
me: eh? mne hamster?
my mum: ntah. dah hilang.
me: dah hilang? how come?
my mum: ala, sape lagi mike gyver dlam rumah ni.
me: aahh..i should've known...

so yea,
tu la hikayat hamster.
kesian...xlama hidup dlam rumah ni.
may they rest in peace...

so, anyone wanna buy a hamster cage?

one day in alam anda

today i realised something.
i realised how many things i've missed out through high school.
as i sit in the crowd, my thoughts ran wild.
then something caught my attention.
i see my friends wearing robes proudly and i wonder..
if they can do it, why cant i?


someone once said to me:
'you are not stupid. and they are not smarter than you. you all are equal. they just have more time to study. if you pedal faster, you can catch up to them. i know you can do it. what's important is for you to believe in yourself. when that happens, that's when the magic appears.'



good advise. trial ni im gonna work my ass off.
im gonna prove to myself that i can do it.

so anyway,
today we're supposed to have bm class with pn roslina after skool.
but me n alyn slow talk her.
hahaha it workd.
so off we went to alamanda.
plan nak tgk UP
smapi je trus gi cinema.
i looked at the screen and shouted with joy: 'alyn ad cite UP pkul 3.15!!!'
the she said: 'what time is it?'
i raised my wrist and we both looked at the time.
we looked at each other.
our faces dropped. dah pkul 3.30.
then we started laughing.

then met the rest.
i saw bday girl.
then nmpk mualim, izzaty and ali '.'
they asked; nk tgk movie ke?
us; yea, nk tgk UP tp xsempat.
mualim; la ye ke?ingt nk panggil td
us; eleh. ye la tu.

so off we went.
separate ways la. tibe2 tu rse mcm nk go crazy so g la kareoke.
tp ramai so malas la.
went to bowling and saw them all kt situ
went to join them
suddenly i felt mischievious...
i remembered the last time we went bowling, ali took my shoes n put it in his bag.
so payback la kan?
so i ask alyn; hey, i feel mischievous today. *sheepish grin* wanna know wats on my mind?
alyn; wat?
*whisperwhispergigglegigglewhispergiggle*
we waited for the right time.
then off we went
alyn took one shoe, i took the other
we took off with his shoes like orang gile kne sawan.
laughing while watching our back if anyone notice.
then we thought; 'mne nk letak kasut ali ni?'
we looked around and saw ad space kt corner tu.
so we dumped it there and ran for it while still laughing mcm orang gle kne sawan.
oh yea, we dumped it near d tong sampah.
we were not thinking straight and afraid of getting caught by him so the space next to the tong sampah was the most strategic place.
-sorry ali-
we'll try to not hide it near the tong sampah again.
but other place maybe...

so all through the the trip me and alyn were like hyenas.
stupid idiotic jokes were thrown around.
went to reject shop jap.
we were looking at something.infront of us were a dad and his daughter.
while browsing tu i heard the dad said; 'xnak la, nnt dye gigit b*nt*t baru tau'
i burst out laughing and had to ran away from the dad.
so then i looked at what the girl was looking at.
it was the kids underwear section. im guessing there's some kind of animals on it?
dunno, use your imagination.

then went round and lalu osim
i saw one thing that reminded me of my aunt.
it was this one thing yang kluar asap tu
i think it vaporises something to make the room smell good.
that thing la. dunno wats its called.
one day tu i went shopping with my aunt.
she speaks her mind very loud and clear n obvious.
we went to tnye org keje tu kt kaunter for another size.
mse tu ad yg bende yg vaporise tu infront of her.
she said very loud and clearly; 'ish, busuk la kumbang ni.'
pekerja; *tersengih but ingoring her*
my aunt; *muttering*
then my aunt switched off that thing and even cabut plug.
the pekerja dh speechless and me?
i walked away...

by the end of the day i was tired, i have stitches on my side, stomach cramp, wheezing of laughter, and toe malfunction.
wats toe malfunction?
come, i'll show you=)

my stabilizer

my down syndrome brother.
talk all you want.
pity me all you want.
i couldnt care less.
i love him and that's all that matters.

khas buat nazim

no la, not khas for nazim only
but this was the so called sajak yang uztzah ckap td.

Aku ada pasangan hidup sendiri....

Bila seronok, aku cari....pasanganku
Bila sedih, aku cari....Mak
Bila berjaya, aku ceritakan pada....pasanganku
Bila gagal, aku ceritakan pada....Mak
Bila bahagia, aku peluk erat....pasanganku
Bila berduka, aku peluk erat....Emakku
Bila nak bercuti, aku bawa....pasanganku
Bila sibuk, aku hantar anak ke rumah....Mak
Bila sambut valentine.. Aku bagi hadiah pada pasanganku
Bila sambut hari ibu...aku cuma dapat ucapkan "Selamat Hari Ibu"
Selalu.. aku ingat pasanganku
Selalu.. Mak ingat kat aku
Bila-bila... aku akan talipon pasanganku
Entah bila... aku nak talipon Mak
Selalu...aku belikan hadiah untuk pasanganku
Entah bila... aku nak belikan hadiah untuk Emak
Renungkan:
"Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja...
bolehkah kau kirim wang untuk Mak?
Mak bukan nak banyak... lima puluh ringgit sebulan pun cukuplah".

Berderai air mata jika kita mendengarnya........

Tapi kalau Mak sudah tiada..........
MAKKKKK...RINDU MAK.... RINDU SANGAT....



Berapa ramai yang sanggup menyuapkan ibunya....
berapa ramai yang sanggup mencuci muntah ibunya.....
berapa ramai yang sanggup. mengantikan lampin ibunya.....
berapa ramai yang sanggup..... membersihkan najis ibunya.......
berapa ramai yang sanggup....... membuang ulat dan membersihkan luka kudis ibunya....
berapa ramai yang sanggup berhenti kerja untuk menjaga ibunya.....

Dan akhir sekali berapa ramai yang sembahyang JENAZAH ibunya......


dengar tu topek.

cerita 4 sekawan

every friday evening, i spend my time at my neighbour's house.
ya know, mengaji.
kebetulan uztzah ajar kids as well.
so every friday evening, i would spend my evening with kids yang memang agak nakal.

last friday we i went and saw the usual kids yg mengaji.
ad la sekumpulan adk beradik ni yang mmg ...
ya allah...aku xtau la nk ckp ape.
they're all boys.
the youngest one, i think darjah satu bagi la satu teka-teki yang memang padan diberitahu semase mengaji.
dye tanye la sorang bdk prmpuan ni.
boy: ko nk dengar teka-teki tak?
girl: ape dye?
boy: *dgn selambenye* burung ape yg xleh terbang?
me: *thinking wat kind of bird xleh terbang*
girl: *sambil mempointing* alaa, burung ko tu la.
boy: btol!
me: *wat the tut tuutt???*

my goodness, kids now a days...

the siblings ni mmg i think well known kt area ni for being so the la naughty tahap gigabytes.
the first day i went to mengaji was pretty funny.
being boys and all, of course they're a bunch of fruitcakes.
the naughtiest one is the 3rd named.
wait, let see if i can name them all.
1st: Aiman
2nd: *not sure*
3rd: Aidil
4th: Airil

anyway, Aidil ni mmg naughty gle la.
one day he was playing around so uztzah marah and asked him to focus.
uztzh: ish aidil ni, bace btol2. tgk dgn mata. mana mata?
obviously uztzh tgh panas and she didnt mean literally.
then yg kecik skali, Airil pon dgn innocent nye menjawab
airil: *sambil menunjuk mata aidil* ni ha uztzah

at one time plak,
si Airil tu stucked his pencil up his nose and went to the girls and said
Airil: weyh, cbe cari pencil aku kt mne.

*sigh*

to the little ones.

i know you're reading this.
i dont know how you found my blog, but all i know is you are reading it at this very moment.
yes you!

ok, let me clear things up first.
there is nothing going on between me and adam.
no, dont question about it coz there is nothing to question.
dont listen to other ppl for their words are just like crap and lies.
dont ask other ppl for they will tell you their lies and speculation.
and most important is dont listen to that cryptic guy yang mulut macam tempayan yang berdiameter 1000000000000000 m.

2nd,
no, he is not my boyfriend.
tanye la brape byk kali pon, my answer will always be the same.
me and him are friends. nothing more and nothing less.

now, go find some other source of entertainment.

stories of Ms. Y

Waaaahhh penatnye...
there goes my no-resting weekend.

SATURDAY 8TH AUGUST 2009
SUNDAY 9TH AUGUST 2009

i went to SEMINAR KECEMERLANGAN SPM 2009 ANJURAN YAYASAN WILAYAH PERSEKUTUAN

it was resourceful.
we started at 8.30 and end at 4.45
on saturday we started with ice breaking.
not really ice breaking la, but we were seated separately.
i sat next to ain nabeela from p9(1) and azhanie from p16(1)
there's motivational talk from DR. Ismail Zain.
mmg best, i tell you.
he's a motivator kt rancangan MOTIVASI PAGI.
anyone heard of it?
no?
tu maksudnye korang bangun lmbat la...

then we had some teknik jawab spm.
1st we had math. it was ok. cm biase je, buat latihan.
2nd day we had strategi jawab paper BI.
it was awesome!
the tcer was Ms. Shylaja.
but we call he Ms. Shy.
it was fun, the ways she tells stories,the way she act out the scene.
mmg best.
ptg tu we had teknik jwb sains.
but since i dont take science, i went home.
i think all eleveners went home.

allow me to story-story jap.

once upon a time,
ad la seorang gadis ni, yg bernama Ms. Y
one day tu, naik la lift.
mse tu ad a group of students lain yg tgh ambk gmbr dlm lift.
they went out coz we wanted to make use of the lift.^^
then Ms. Y bersama 2 org lagi rakannya pon msk la dlm lift.
we were at tingkat 4, going to tingkat 5.
msk tu, Ms. Y pon tekan la 5.
bru msk tibe2 pintu bkk balik.
Ms. Y pon dgn confident nye kluar n berkata,
'ok,dh smpai. JOM'
rakannya yg bernama Ms. T pon berkata,
'ni bukan tingkat 4 lagi ke?'
dgn cover line nye, Ms. Y pon msuk la blk ke dlm lift.

kemudian,
masuk dlm dewan, 3 rakan tersebut pergi mencari tempat duduk mereka.
Ms. Y dengan confidentnye lagi, pg la kt satu row tempat duduk ni nk tunggu rakan2nye msuk dlu.
rakan2nye pon berkate:
'sejak bile kte dok sini? kt situ la'
Ms. Y dgn muka toya nya pon berlalu ke tempat sebenarnya sambil mendengar rakan2nya gelak.

selepas habis lunch,
Ms. Y dan rakannya, Ms. T pon ingin pulang ke rumah.
lunch kt tingkt 3.
sebelum pulang, Ms. Y dan Ms. T pergi ke surau tingkt 4.
setelah usai solat, mereka pon berlalu ke lift.
tgk2 ramai org.
jadi mereka pon turun tangga dari tingkt 4 ke tingkat 1.
setelah smpai ke tingkat 2,
Ms. Y dgn tibe2 pergi ke pintu keluar.
Ms. T bertanya, 'nk g mne?'
Ms. Y: 'nk naik lift.'
Ms. T pon menunjuk sebuah sign yang bertulis TINGKAT 2 di hadapan Ms. Y
Ms. Y: 'oh yeh?'
lalu, dgn muka toyanya untuk kali ke-2, Ms. Y pon berlalu la menggunakan tangga ke tingkat 1.

THEN END

*the names have been changed to keep her identity secret.
but i think you can probably guess who she is=D

santa's little helper

i made blueberry cheese tart!!!

fuh,
1st time buat cheese tart
lama la jgk nk siap.
maybe coz its small
i couldnt find d big baking tray so i settled with a small one.
oh well, still good=D

oh yea, boyot helped me bake!
but mostly he dips his fingers in the cream cheese and ate all the oranges.
n he ate some dough.
*sigh*
boys

overall, the blueberry cheese tart is a success!
yeaaahhh!!!

anyone want one?
no?

she proposed to him???

went to the movies just now.
plan nk beli big apple je and shop for my bday present=)
i knw,i knw, dh lme lepas, but so wat?
walked here and there but nothing interest me.
see, i told you its hard shopping wit me=p
u gotta at least gimme 2 days to shop, then i can make my mind up.

while waiting for the day to cool down
we went to watch a movie.
oh yea, if you guys xtgk THE PROPOSAL lagi, go tgk!
GO GO GO !!!
its good, i swear!
the movie started at 4.50 and ended at 6.40
it was so worth it!!!

dh habis tu g la byar tiket.
the line was so long so we had to wait.
lme sgt we went to kluarkn duit dlu.
more like dye yg kluarkn duit=p
tgh kluarkn duit tu, tibe2 my phone ringed.

tyah: Hi tcher.
mrs. E: hi tyah. hey, where r u?
tyah: umm...im in alamanda...y?
mrs. E: i thought so. i saw you just now.
tyah: hah? reli? *looking around suspiciously*
mrs. E: yea, i was in front of you mse nk bayar tiket td.
tyah: *speechless*
mrs E: who was that tall guy?
tyah: *buat2 xtau* which one?
mrs. E: the one with you td.
tyah: ooohhh...my friend.
mrs. E: uh-huh...*sounding skeptical*
tyah: yea...*awkward dh*
mrs. E: owh, ok, that's all i wanted to say. enjoy your day. BYE!
mrs. E: k tcer, bye!

i hung up and looked around.
mne la tau ad plak mata yg memandang...

then we went to FLORIA!
any of you guys dh pg??
today saje je nk g coz nk tgk hasil kerja fatin.
we went around and around but xnmpak pon...
but everything was beautiful.
the one by sime darby was so nice!
it kinda reminded me to opah's house.
hmm..lme xblk sane..
then we went to the big white khemah and walked around.
i like the one yang ad umbrellas hanging on branches.
its interesting.rupe2nye ad bell kt each payung tu.
ingt nk goyangkan umbrella tu, u knw,nk bunyikan bell.
tp al-maklumlah...xcukup tinggi.

hmm..i seem to have a thing for bells...

then we went back to the car.
masuk je he was looking around and said: where are you?
assuming it was me, i said la: dude im here. sebegini besar pon xnmpak?
then he looked at me.
so i looked back la.
after a while he said: i was talking bout the big apple la, not you.
me: T_T

oh yea, mrs. E is PN Emelda=)
hahaha yea, im gonna have a hard time explaining things to her after this.

and thx dude for taking me out.
i needed time to wind down td.
u knw, frust xdpt PLKN...
watching movie and going to floria really really helped!
thx yea!
now when i come to think of it,
ur always around when my mind is disturbed.
and ur always around to help me cool down and forget all my problems.
and whenever we gaduh ur always the one yg kne mengalah.
yes i know, im a pain in d ass.
but somehow you can still bear with me.
thnk u.

until then,
tooddles yawl.


girl stuck in the jungle


boy imagining himself in hawaii





p/s:i know wat ur thinking.
no,this guy is not my boyfriend.

me+him=?

a few days ago,
ad la sorang bdk ni.
dye tnye : who's your boyfriend?
i said: i dont have one.
she said: tipu la. i know you have one.
i said: yea rite. who do u think my boyfriend is?
she said: alaa that guy. i forgot his name.
i said: who?
she said: ********
me: LOL

boy, that was really unexpected.
seriously.
me and him???
really???
as in really really???