mamak buat lawak

smalm otw balik from pj,singgah kt mamak jap.
lapar laah. plus its my starvation hour.
smpai putrajaya pkul 11pm so terus head to mamak p9

at that time it was just me n my sister,niyah.
my parents g beli barang kt kedai sebelah.
tibe2 dtg la seorang mamak ni.

tyah: roti tisu ada?
mamak: ada,ada. *walks away toward the counter* ,
tyah: waat?
mamak: nah. *hulur TISU 2 helai*
tyah: *sigh* ROTI TISU LAH. nk dua
mamak: oh,ok,ok *tersengih*

ingt lawak sgt la tu mamak ni. tgh kebulur nk buat lawak. mmg xlwak.

then my parents join skali. i told them wat happened. my dad got a bit mischievious.

mamak: nk makn ape?
ayah: kasi mee goreng mamak satu,letak telur mata kerbau skali.
umi: ng yg same
mamak: *confused*
ayah: kasi mee goreng mamak 2, 2 telur mata kerbau
mamak: mee goreng mamak 2 dgn telur mata kerbau.
ayah: tak, satu telur mata kerbau, satu telur mata lembu
mamak: ok,ok *mengangguk paham*

tunggu pnye tunggu dtg la mamak tu bwk 2 pinggan mee.
mamak: mee goreng mamak 2, telur mata kerbau satu, telur mata lembu satu.
*puts the plates on the table.

umi&ayah: *speechless*
umi: tgk,abg kte telur mata lembu,dye bg telur ni.
ayah: *laughing*

nk tau cmne rupa telur mata lembu, g la mintak kt mamak p9 kt terowong tu.
*sigh*
mamak,mamak...